May 2013
10 posts
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
“Most of the writers I know are weird hybrids. There’s a strong streak of...”
– David Foster Wallace (via colporteur)
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
commanderinqueef:
*cracks knuckles*
*opens microsoft word*
*takes 30 min break*
April 2013
13 posts
Junot Diaz on Men Who Write About Women
The Atlantic: It sounds like you're saying that literary "talent" doesn't inoculate a writer—especially a male writer—from making gross, false misjudgments about gender. You'd think being a great writer would give you empathy and the ability to understand people who are unlike you—whether we're talking about gender or another category. But that doesn't seem to be the case.
Junot Diaz: I think that unless you are actively, consciously working against the gravitational pull of the culture, you will predictably, thematically, create these sort of fucked-up representations. Without fail. The only way not to do them is to admit to yourself [that] you're fucked up, admit to yourself that you're not good at this shit, and to be conscious in the way that you create these characters. It's so funny what people call inspiration. I have so many young writers who're like, "Well I was inspired. This was my story." And I'm like, "OK. Sir, your inspiration for your stories is like every other male's inspiration for their stories: that the female is only in there to provide sexual service." There comes a time when this mythical inspiration is exposed for doing exactly what it's truthfully doing: to underscore and reinforce cultural structures, or I'd say, cultural asymmetry.
wartortles:
do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body
NoHomophobes.com →
bluerafael:
You never realize how rampant homophobia is until you see it laid out like this. I really have no words.
certainwordsuncertaintimes:
I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life
“’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is...”
– And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it (via consulting-cockblock)
chekhov:
You’re not special for reading the great gatsby we all went to high school
coachella: knock knock
me: who's there
coachella: not you
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March 2013
43 posts
“I’d cut my soul into a million different pieces just to form a constellation to...”
– Andrea Gibson (via faeriebutts)
Watchquestionabletendencies:
tyra banks’ vine is a work of art
topsecretclownbusiness:
This one time I thought I was straight but it was just an ear infection
nightlifemingus:
weird how sigur ros is icelandic for sugar ray
aresnakesreal:
why would you watch a horror movie have you ever read the news
“August 2, 1914: Germany has declared war on Russia. Went swimming in the...”
– Franz Kafka (via showslow)
“Panic is the sudden realization that everything around you is alive.”
– William S. Burroughs (via saola)
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shmenderson:
Can we talk about the word queue
How many of those letters are really necessary
I count one
“Spring Break forever, bitches.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
katkinkat:
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
twerkings:
*when my name is in a math problem* class: *stares at me* me: that’s right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons
